Am I the only one who roots for da Bulls????? And whats with cuttin off da Bull's best weapon?? OK, I've had it in for Spain ever since a greasy gold merchant shortchanged me in Rota in 1991... something about how there was a "New Peso" and all I had were "Old Pesos" that he was doing me a favor by even taking... by the time I realized I'd been ripped off we were goin through the Suez some 3000 miles away...
Never understood Bullfighting either... Some Fancy Pants Matador who actually wears Fancy Pants, sticks Swords in a poor defenseless Animal, then cuts off his ear... instead of doing like we Americans and driving a Captive Bolt between the eyes and cuttin his Jugulars open...
So every July, I put on my Bulls Jersey, and tune into ESPN hoping that they're carrying the Running of Da Bulls instead of Indoor Soccer or Women's basketball...
Da Bulls have had a bit of a dry spell, 14 years since they last won one, 1995 to be exact, when some smart alek American College Student on Summer Break took a horn to the spleen...
Go Bullsssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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